Even if you're not from Rhode Island, you'll enjoy the Rhode Island Dating Game.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
Which one is the real woman?
A college jock was challenged to pick the real woman from a lineup! Can you pick out the woman?
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Bank Robbery
A man robs a bank and takes 3 hostages (a banker and a husband & wife).
He asks the first hostage, the banker, "Did you see me rob your bank?"
The hostage answers, "Yes."
The robber promptly shoots him in the head.
He then asks the second hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"
The hostage points to his wife and answers, "No, but my wife did."
The hostage answers, "Yes."
The robber promptly shoots him in the head.
He then asks the second hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"
The hostage points to his wife and answers, "No, but my wife did."
Submitted by Janice L.
Monday, February 25, 2008
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
Submitted by Janice L.
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