A man robs a bank and takes 3 hostages (a banker and a husband & wife).
He asks the first hostage, the banker, "Did you see me rob your bank?"
The hostage answers, "Yes."
The robber promptly shoots him in the head.
He then asks the second hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"
The hostage points to his wife and answers, "No, but my wife did."
The hostage answers, "Yes."
The robber promptly shoots him in the head.
He then asks the second hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"
The hostage points to his wife and answers, "No, but my wife did."
Submitted by Janice L.
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