Saturday, February 23, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Telephone Calls
There are 16 of us who work in an office. And we had an early lunch (noon - 1) and a late lunch (1 - 2). Half of us would take the early lunch and half the late lunch.
Well, corporate decided we should all go to lunch at once and made it 11:30 - 12:30.
All of us were upset so the first day they put this in place, instead of putting our phones on voicemail (as our phones are continuously busy), each of us redirected our calls to the person at corporate who sent us the memo. From what we were told he got deluged with calls as we knew he would. It was fun.
Well, corporate decided we should all go to lunch at once and made it 11:30 - 12:30.
All of us were upset so the first day they put this in place, instead of putting our phones on voicemail (as our phones are continuously busy), each of us redirected our calls to the person at corporate who sent us the memo. From what we were told he got deluged with calls as we knew he would. It was fun.
Anne - Sacramento
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Vow of Silence
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence
He is allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors", he says.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. "Bad food", he says.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words "I quit," he says.
"Thats fine", the elders say. "You have done nothing but complain since you got here."
He is allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors", he says.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. "Bad food", he says.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words "I quit," he says.
"Thats fine", the elders say. "You have done nothing but complain since you got here."
Submitted by Rob T.
Monday, February 18, 2008
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