A New England Pat's Fan Has Fun At Lunch.

I go to a college in Boston. We're in the heart of New England Patriot's Country. Sunday almost everybody in our dorm watched teh game together. Even these two guys who were New York Giants fans. One of them was from NY and the other one from NJ. When our Pats lost we were really upset. And these guys were so annoying. Monday after they went out for lunch, none of us would go with them. After they left, we nailed their doors so they wouldn't open. When they got back they couldn't open up their doors. They were pissed. Our RA was even madder. But we had our fun while they were at lunch. Yeah, go Pats.

Justin - Boston MA

Not the brightest dog on the block.

Submitted by John D.

Weather Forecast

Submitted by Jeannie P.

Time flies when you're having fun.

As everyone knows real estate has been dead lately. I work as a secretary-receptionist in a real estate office just outside Chicago. Yesterday morning, one of our agents closed on a million-plus property. To celebrate, we went to a Mexican grill for lunch. After a FEW drinks we realized it was almost 8. Don’t have a clue where the time went but did we have fun.

Julie - "Just outside Chicago"

Brainiacs

Submitted by Bryon T.

Fairy Tale

Submitted by Andrew S.

Full Moon.

I work at a small trading firm down on Wall Street. There are 6 guys in our office. Our office window faces another office building with this real bossy looking woman in the office closest to us. One morning a few weeks ago it was chaos all morning and it was nasty outside so we ordered in for lunch. While we waited for the delivery - 6 guys, waiting with nothing to do, window, bitchy woman across the way - you guessed it. All of us mooned her from our window. It was great. Man did she shut her blinds. It was great.

Nick C. - NYC

Finally the truth: why men are men.

Submitted by Janice L.

Beer Bottle Symphony

Now this is talent.

Too much to drink?

Healthy Boss.

Time to leave home?

Beware

Hot shot.

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

Never saw a half time show like this.

Submitted by Janice L.

Simple rule...

Submitted by Janice L.

Taxi Girl

Whoops.

I always wondered.

Underwear Cops

Submitted by Bryon T