You know you're in big trouble at work when...

...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of you.
...the Security guard made a complete inventory of your work area.
...your assistant began responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...you got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...your new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of your arrest record.
...the Boss asked if you still had a copy of your 5 year contract.
...you noticed co-workers measuring your office when you arrived at work.
...your parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
...your secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
...three people began helping you write a "desk manual" for your job.
...the LAN suddenly began backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.
...a large paper recycling box was placed next to your file cabinets.
...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone asking for you.